Come see the Arnie States BRAND: LAST SHOW OF 2018 in Reno.  Yes you do get to see me get BRANDED. Get your tickets now before they're all gone!
2018 ASSmas Party - Year End Wrap Show
When: Saturday, December 16, 2018 from 7:00PM - 10:00PM
Where: Sac City Brews at 2940 60th Street, Sacramento, CA 95820
I'll be live on Mixlr during the event, so if you cannot come to the show be sure and listen Live!!
Support our Special ASS Family Member BrattyKid and her Family
The girl in the spiders web
So this week’s movie, The Girl in the Spiderweb is a followup to the very successful The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Even though the movie is about the same woman it’s now played by a different chick, but that is easy to look past. Other things that you will need to look past is the fact that the main chick is a man hating, woman kinda hating, daddy issues and able to hack everything with just a phone “hero” of the movie. You see the main chick is hired to steal a very sensitive computer program that holds all the worlds nukes by one computer and she is supposed to get it back to the guy who designed it because he feels bad that he made it. Problem is when you have this program you pretty much are the most powerful person in the world, and of course they can’t let the Americans get it because, and I quote, “Give it to a country that wouldn’t want to miss a war”. A little shot at America there but ok, I understand, so now this not only a man hating, woman kinda hating, daddy issue, able to hack anything with a phone movie but also one that doesn’t like the good ole U.S. of A either. Ok, besides all that and of course the two or three times they decided to shoot the movie in Blair Witch style which meant a couple of bouts with motion sickness in the movie it isn’t too bad. It’s a little easier to follow than the first one, and just like the first one there is all kinds of messed up kinky ass S&M shit in this movie too including wearing one of those air-tight rubber suits that a vacuums sucks all the air out of. If you really liked the first one, you may like this one, but I say that this is a movie that you can wait to come out on FX since they still allow curse words on that channel.
HILLBILLY, HOODRAT or FOREIGN
Arnie's Ruling: Hillbilly
This would be HILLBILLY for sure!!!!!! There is not enough bling or lights around it to be Hoodrat, and a Foreigner would probably try to have sex with the opening.
I have new Hats and T-Shirts For Sale. $20.00 Each. If you order by the end of the day today, 10/22/2018 shipping is included. After 10/22/2018 shipping is $5.00 each
Sacramento News and Review - Best Of Awards - Thursday, October 18
I just wanted to say THANK YOU to the Sac News and Review for being honored at their Best of party!!!!!!! It was a lot of fun and I met some really cool people there. Hopefully I’ll be back again next year!!!!!!!!!
Check out my new Business Card
Here's the first image draft of the front and back. I hope to have these printed and ready to pass out very soon!
HILLBILLY, HOODRAT or FOREIGN
Off Air on Thursday, 6/14 and Friday 6/15
I'll be off air on Thursday 6/14 and Friday 6/15. Catch my Best of shows while I'm away. See you all on Monday!
To all of my loyal ASS Fans:
I want to thank you for supporting My show over the last year.
It's been a pleasure to entertain you.
There's a new Donate button at the top, upper right hand corner of this page for you to send donations to arnieradio.com
Your contribution will help make the show a continued success.
Again, thank you for your support.
Come see my Year of the ASS Comedy show in Reno.  My NEWEST and BEST material!!!.  You and the rest of the world have never heard this stuff before. You won't want to miss either of these events. Get your tickets now before they're all gone!
Check out this story from TMZ - A Chinese Kid Pees on Elevator Buttons
A kid who started peeing all over an elevator seriously pissed off the powers that be ... 'cause he got stuck in the elevator.
The video is hilarious -- the boy, who was alone in the lift, decided to empty his bladder. Wizzin' in the corner wasn't good enough for him either. Instead, he sprayed down the wall of the elevator, including the buttons ... which caused a short circuit
If you've ever wondered what instant karma looks like ... here it is. The lights flickered and the 'vator shut down. It's unclear how long he was left stranded ... soaking in his own urine.